I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

they right

dating and relationships r so boring i want whatever these two were doing

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

He also jabs racists in the eye!

Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach

The Child protecting his Dad
requested by anon

You set off a dream in me. Getting louder now. Can you hear it echoing?

Joe Goldberg/Forty Quinn from You (2x08)

invented comedy